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“Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy anyone?”
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6 months ago
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“All in the golden afternoon
Full leisurely we glide;
For both our oars, with little skill,
By little arms are plied,
While little hands make vain pretense
Our wanderings to guide. Ah, cruel Three! In such an hour,
Beneath such dreamy weather,
To beg a tale of breath too weak
To stir the tiniest feather!
Yet what can one poor voice avail
Against three tongues together? Imperious Prima flashes forth
Her edict to "begin it"--
In gentler tones Secunda hopes
"There will be nonsense in it"--
While Tertia interrupts the tale
Not more than once a minute. Anon, to sudden silence won,
In fancy they pursue
The dream-child moving through a land
Of wonders wild and new,
In friendly chat with bird or beast--
And half believe it true. And ever, as the story drained
The wells of fancy dry,
And faintly strove that weary one
To put the subject by,
"The rest next time"--"It is next time!"
The happy voices cry. Thus grew the tale of Wonderland:
Thus slowly, one by one,
Its quaint events were hammered out--
And now the tale is done,
And home we steer, a merry crew,
Beneath the setting sun. Alice! a childish story take,
And with a gentle hand
Lay it where Childhood's dreams are twined
In Memory's mystic band,
Like pilgrim's withered wreath of flowers
Plucked in a far-off land.”
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The Looking Glass Garden
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6 months ago
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“Make a classics derby with already printed shirts. This'll give classics more exposure and ensure that only the most popular, most sellable shirts get printed.”
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Thoughts on The Classics Experiment
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3 years ago
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“I think it would be better if the toaster was just a toaster and only the toast was anthropomorphic.”
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posted in
Dark Secret
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3 years ago
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“What happened to the "c"?”
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ROK-101
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3 years ago
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“Sumo wrestling cats?”
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posted in
Cat Vs. Cat
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3 years ago
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“Wait, it seems that woot.com is also experiencing problems.”
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posted in
Stay Sharp!
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3 years ago
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“Yeah this is weird...”
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posted in
Stay Sharp!
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3 years ago
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“Looks like Little Red Riding Hood to me.”
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posted in
The Devil is in the Details
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3 years ago
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“Whatever animal is sitting on the bottom left is gonna get wet.”
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Flora & Phonograph
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3 years ago
