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“Sales Associate: Ahh, yes, these night vision goggles are state of the art, equipped with 50x optical zoom, using that nob there, and tru-color technology, so you can see objects as they are meant to be seen, rather than green, but as an honest salesman, I don't thin-- Owl: Shut up and take my money!”
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A Wise Investment?
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7 months ago
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“I never thought I'd see the day where MST3K is a woot-off killer.”
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Mystery Science Theater 3000 DVD Collectors Bundle
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9 months ago
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“Me too >=[”
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Kodak Wireless All-in-One Printer
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11 months ago
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“Considering the fact that they were made in America, that's okay by me. That means I can actually drink out of them, rather than have them collect dust on a self.”
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Stainless Steel Designer 6 Ounce Flask
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a year ago
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“Just because my laptop is firmly placed on my lap, does NOT mean I have problems down there... oh, Woot...”
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LifeSign SpermCheck Fertility Test
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a year ago
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“DO NOT MOUNT THIS TO YOUR CAR! You WILL be arrested for impersonating a police officer! But why is part of it red?”
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STC LED Grow Light
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a year ago
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“You can definitely use it solo. But you are correct, in the ladder world, and in the real world, not having a partner is very, very dangerous. I mean, without a partner, who's going to break your fall?”
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Little Giant 19’ M-22 Ladder System
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a year ago
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“♪♫ When you're standing on a ladder and you feel a little splatter, diarrhea, diarrhea! ♪♫ Sorry, I couldn't resist...”
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Little Giant 19’ M-22 Ladder System
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a year ago
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“What kind of phobia is this?”
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In the world of black and white
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2 years ago
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“The ones being offered here are not the ones pictured. I would be in for three if they had these fingers.”
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Orka 11” Silicone Oven Mitt
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2 years ago
