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“I hope we hear that the carp was somewhere (such as requiring us to win Crapshoot again, which I played like 50 times but always got screwed by two items approaching my simultaneously), but hardly anyone found it. If so, I'll feel better. If not, and there was none available, I'll be extremely disappointed in Woot. Ever year I look forward to April Fool's Day to see what Woot will do to make us work for the carp. If they've stopped that tradition, they're really starting to lose touch with us. So I hope it was hidden somewhere such that I can only blame myself.”
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Woot Writers' Strike: Report from the Picket Line
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2 months ago
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“Seriously? C'mon guys. It's not like you're forced to find the 4 billionth way to use asphalt. I'm sure you could've found a way to integrate Brown into something clever.”
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posted in
The Start of Spring
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2 months ago
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“Interestingly, the blur/out-of-focus effect on this shirt is similar to the style of the music videos directed by Samuel Bayer, who did many of the videos from the In Bloom era, including Smells Like Teen Spirit (but not In Bloom itself, unfortunately).”
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posted in
In Bloom
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2 months ago
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“I'll eat a lot of things, but I draw the line at eating Free Toes. Whether they cost me money or not, I'm simply not going to consume any toes. Also, I'm not drinking a Mountain Dude, no matter how mountainy he may be.”
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posted in
Code of Arms
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5 months ago
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“thatrobert is a Pi-loving maniac!”
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posted in
Easiest Thanksgiving Recipe
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6 months ago
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“Why do you have to be so critical? Can't you just be happy that four of the cars didn't die? We nearly had multiple chunks of metal lose their ability to live and breathe. It's tragic that we lost one, but we must be thankful that the other four cars are still alive and well.”
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posted in
Not Paying Attention
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7 months ago
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“Uh oh. California isn't really covered by the bun. It looks like it could slide right off the burger into the t-shirt background abyss.”
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posted in
United Tastes of America
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8 months ago
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“That was pleasant and enjoyable. Not too difficult. Not too long. Just a pleasing diversion for a small portion of my day.”
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posted in
Flash In The Brain Pan: Deep And Blue
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9 months ago
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“I have to agree. Jaden was a little harsh on that one. I looked at the design, wondered about the blob, decided it was *probably* aurora borealis, but still went to the comments to see what the consensus was from others. And I grew up in Alaska and saw them many times. A facepalm seems way too harsh in this case.”
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posted in
Night School
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9 months ago
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“You can't know for sure until you do or don't get rejected, but I've seen every derby, so I think I have a good handle on the rejection tendencies, and I can tell you that this will get rejected. The concept is nearly identical, and the visual layout is identical, and the content is very very similar. I don't see any hope for yours surviving. Sorry to deliver the bad news.”
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posted in
Derby #213: Dog Days
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9 months ago
