- shirt
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“Laughing matter? i'll give you laughing matter, comrade! Knock-knock (you say) who's there? Banana (you say) banana who? [the people's jackboot kicks your door in] Banana is irrelevant with orange already out from bag. For crime against the state of comedy, you will perform for eight years without interruption the stand up at Mort Glickman's Comedy Gulag; if you are heard again to utter the punchline in advance of the correct performance of the complete ritual of an unkempt wolfhound tale, you will be held over indefinitely. Not so glad is your orange now, comrade.”
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posted in
Blocks Build You
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2 years ago
- kids
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“dang, i sure wish my wife would let me buy anything i want off woot just onaccounta because i like - nay, love... well, nay nay, howzabout really like the write up. i mean, she's otherwise near perfect. so, there you have it: my wowwee means no Wowwee.
...but if wishes were horses - neigh, if pigs could fl- oh, nevermind.”
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posted in
WowWee FlyTech DragonFly
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2 years ago
- shirt
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“hee hee hee. no, i'm not buying one, though i do think it's funny... but as a macster it would cause confusion and earn me ridicule. but it is funny.”
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posted in
Where Cursors Come From
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2 years ago
- shirt
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“the guy how stole your girl? perhaps his was bigger. seeming's believeming... must be contagious.”
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posted in
Lunch Break
(Woot Shirts)
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2 years ago
- shirt
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“seeming's believeming... or sommething.”
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posted in
Lunch Break
(Woot Shirts)
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2 years ago
- sellout
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“
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posted in
CamelBak Day Pack
(Woots)
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2 years ago
- sellout
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“99¢ + $4.99 s & h ”
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posted in
Sima USB Multicable with Firewire
(Woots)
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2 years ago
- shirt
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“starman k-pax district 9”
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posted in
That´s one small step…
(Woot Shirts)
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2 years ago
- shirt
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“the world needs more lerts. i don't know about rillos. mars needs women to serve man (uh-oh, here comes the fork) alright, alright, i'm going.”
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posted in
That´s one small step…
(Woot Shirts)
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2 years ago
- woot
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“works with itunes, dude; see my previous post. i mean, sure, you can always drag and drop, like i useta with my philips gogear; but sometimes it's nice to save time and use a playlist, without dropping the simoleons for an ipod.”
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posted in
Sandisk Sansa Clip Black 2GB MP3 Player
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2 years ago
