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“Ah, man's best friends.”
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posted in
My Hero
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2 years ago
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“I don't know about you guys, but I for one have never worn a bow tie while reading. I've also never been a narwhal, so I guess that's a wash.”
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posted in
Never Give a Narwhal a Library Card
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2 years ago
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“After one look at this shirt, I realized I left all of my unrehearsed oratory notes at home.”
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posted in
#1 Fan
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2 years ago
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“What's the universe coming to nowadays, if collapsing stars can't even teach their progeny to chew with their mouths closed?”
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posted in
The Black Hole
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2 years ago
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“This shirt actually poses a very complicated question of weight ratios: how on earth is the middle bird supporting a coconut without being crushed?”
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posted in
a simple question of weight ratios
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2 years ago
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“Eons ago, mammoths like these roamed the earth
...and then man discovered fire.”
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posted in
Mammoth Trees
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2 years ago
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“All it needs is a slice of pizza in the hand and the zen of this shirt would be perfect.”
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posted in
Kung-Fu Grip
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2 years ago
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“Here, before someone makes you all get on your knees and choke yourselves:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Full_Metal_Jacket”
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posted in
brn2pwn
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2 years ago
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“Not as original as a shirt on a bird.”
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posted in
Mocking Bird
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2 years ago
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“You know, there were probably six orange fish before that crocodile showed up.”
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posted in
Painted with Water
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2 years ago