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“That's one sharp kid.”
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posted in
I’m No Liar
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2 years ago
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“Won't be the one ring for long.”
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posted in
Soulmates
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2 years ago
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“Something tells me he isn't playing by sense of smell at all.”
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posted in
Pinball Wizard
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2 years ago
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“No more will I sweep for you Don. Do I look like a broom to you? You need to get yourself to an optometrist.”
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posted in
A Distinct Possibility
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2 years ago
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“Finally. I've been waiting for a shirt that properly illustrates the full extent of my ability with origami.”
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posted in
Origami Lesson
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2 years ago
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“Right there in the middle of town, really? Get a deserted island or something, gosh.”
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posted in
A Forbidden Love
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2 years ago
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“He won't be so lucky when he lands and his insubstantial lower limbs are destroyed in a sudden rush of gravity.”
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posted in
My Lucky Day
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2 years ago
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“"I told Dennis he needed to go get checked out. That... thing, was just way too 'friendly' with him. 'You should be careful, it could have something awful' I told him. Did he listen to me? NO, of course not, I'm only a xenobiologist what do I know about strange species? Poor guy. At least it was quick, even if it was excruciatingly painful such that the 3.4 seconds it took him to die felt like weeks on end of agony. This ones for you Dennis."”
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posted in
I can haz chestburster?
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2 years ago
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“This shirt reminds me of a comic I saw recently. This one to be specific. Involving the invention of Sliced Shepherd. This shirt may be the best thing since that.”
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posted in
Sliced Bread
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2 years ago
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“This is the artist's best shirt since..... wait, is this his first shirt? Best Shirt Ever then. Congrats on it and it's truly wise message.”
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posted in
Sliced Bread
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2 years ago