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“What's with the "officially dead" nonsense? Who made any of you clowns officials? And the guitar sold in less than an hour. BFD.”
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Spectrum AIL195 SG Style Electric Guitar w/Mini amp
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2 years ago
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“Thanks, everyone who posted the method of searching FedEx's tracking system using the Woot order number. It was much appreciated. I got my Kindle today. Been playing with it the last hour, already spent a bit of dough in the Kindle Store, making Woot's parent company happy.”
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Amazon Kindle Wireless Reading Device (Latest Generation)
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2 years ago
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“Insult my home town, Kansas City, will you? See how soon I buy from you sophomoric microcephalic cretins again.”
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Acer Aspire Core 2 Duo 16" Notebook
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3 years ago
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“Well, "Iko Iko" doesn't have "80s lyrics" -- it was written in 1954.”
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Seiko Men’s Stainless Steel Chronograph
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4 years ago
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“So, with SmartPost, you'll have it in only two weeks?”
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Targus Wireless Keypad y Mouse Combo
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5 years ago
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“Your being up at 3:00 am, your whining, and your attitude are all things that you control, and your attempt to blame any of them on others is misguided. I don't speak for Woot, but if you choose never to visit the site again out of your own petulance, I'm certain Woot will not miss you.”
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Timex TX6180 Full Feature Weather Station
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5 years ago
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“You won't be able to. Nor will any of the other whiners. Maybe one or two will actually decide not to come back around to Woot. And you know what? WOOT WON'T MISS THEM! If every single person who blogged nothing but whine-whine and wah-wah throughout this last day and three-quarters never logged on again, Woot wouldn't lose any profit and the climate would be so much nicer next time around. But what do I care? I scored a Blinged-Out Cabbage my very first attempt . . . when they offered it 7/12.”
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Shirt.Woot Launch Tee
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5 years ago
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“When they run out, by definition, someone has to want it. If no one, as you put it, "would want to buy this crap," then it wouldn't sell. Do you get it yet? 1100 buyers wanted it. That's who. Besides, Wooters love to buy crap, Judging from last Thursday, they go into a frenzy to buy crap, especially when it's clearly labeled as crap.”
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Stanley 65 Piece Standard & Metric Socket Set
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5 years ago
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“Well, not to rain on your parade, but I seem to have lucked out. I've successfully ordered the Burnt Orange Crayola on July 12 after having been a member for just a month. This leads me to believe that getting one is not related to your woot longevity.”
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Random Crap
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5 years ago
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“Doofus, please learn how credit cards work. If Woot ran authorizations on your card, but can't fulfill your order, the actual charges may not even post to your balance. If they do post to your balance, but you didn't get your order, file a dispute and your balance gets credited. Easy. Simple. Kind of like you.”
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Random Crap
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5 years ago
